Breaking news runs on caffeine. At the $5 level, you are buying one of us a coffee — or oversized energy drink — each month. It may not be much, but we damn well need it and appreciate it. Do your small part to burn the lying media to the ground.

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GotNews researchers need to eat too — at least once a day, even if they forget. Help us not forget, and not want to forget, as we’re scanning page 409 of the next lying media figure’s messy divorce records. At the $50, you’re helping feed us and our families. Do your part to burn the lying media to the ground.

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The best scoops require hours and hours of dedicated research. $1000 lets us take a deep breath and focus on the not-so-obvious stuff that the liars and hypocrites don’t want you to realize. At this point, you’re basically a member of the GotNews inner circle. We thank you, America thanks you, and God thanks you.