What up bitches! I’m Johnny Appleseed and I’m launching my new channel on my existing YouTube channel that will be called “WJS TV”, which means Johnny AppleSeed.  What that’ll be is a parody of mainstream news journalism while also being a news outlet in itself. I won’t be using the usual stock news theme used in many news parodies. Instead, I’m planning on using an actual news signature used back in the 90s. I’m also gonna be using John B. Wells as the voiceover talent. The branding will be “JS”. The news branding will be “JS News”.

Anyway, programming on WJS TV will be as follows:

• JS News: Self-explanatory. Updates on current events every weekend, whenever possible.
• Tech Tuesday: News and information on tech with a hands-on approach. As the name implies, this will air on Tuesdays.
• JS Uncensored: An editorial segment on my thoughts on what’s happening.
• Things I Don’t Get: An editorial segment on some of the stuff that baffles me. Mostly on Wednesdays.
• Throwback Thursday: A blast to the past with games and movies from the past from the NES days to the previous console generation, or to be more specific, 1985-2015. As the name implies, this will air on Thursdays.
• Flashback Friday: Similar to Throwback Thursday, but with historical events that took place up to and including the end of analog television (June 12, 2009)

Whew! That was a mouthful. Anyway, in order for my operation to even start, I’ll need to have at least $15,000 to start with. At most, I’d like $25,000 so that I can get high quality equipment to build my PC given that it’s not that cheap to build one right now (it was before bitcoin became mainstream).

I really want to make an impact on people while also parodying the way the mainstream media reports on stuff.

I’m Johnny Appleseed, and let’s do this!